Bhanny MIA

kesiro

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#1
Rumor has it that my fellow co-moderator has been admitted to Oud Rehab after his wife found him naked in a dark room with dozens of plastic toothpicks on him and strewn all around him. He had a oily sheen covering most of his body, apparently reaching Oud toxicity threshold maximum. He was mumbling nonsensical phrases like "why Ensar, why" and "I'm going to get you Taha". It was obviously a very scary situation but I hope with proper treatment, he will make a full recovery. I have reached out to his family and graciously offered to take his Oud collection under my wing for "safe keeping". It is the least I can do for my friend.
 

bhanny

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#2
Ha!!! Well that is definitely a possible scenario, however the truth far more boring. Simply the busiest stretch of time at the hospital I have had in years, its frankly been a bit overwhelming. I have fallen mercilessly behind in paperwork, charting and all sorts of equally mundane things. My apologies to the group!
 

kesiro

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#3
Hey hey! There is absolutely no need to apologize!!!!!!! It was just a feeble attempt at some humor to say we miss ya. Hope things calm down a bit and you can recharge the batteries over the weekend.
 
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bhanny

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#5
You all are so very very kind and generous..:p I openly offer the same to Ensar, Taha, Adam, Kruger as well as any of you blokes. Just please don't measure or weigh them before or after I store them for you!
 

PEARL

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#6
Howdy Doo Commandante Bhanny,

I thought they may have 1014'd you and involuntarily transferred you to the ouddiction ward over at the Oud Institute for the oudly insane.
 

bhanny

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#7
Howdy Doo Commandante Bhanny,

I thought they may have 1014'd you and involuntarily transferred you to the ouddiction ward over at the Oud Institute for the oudly insane.
Helloooo Sir Pearl, Duke of Ouddington. No, I narrowly evaded involuntary commitment. Luckily I was swathed in one of the most hypnotic of Ensar's elixirs and the judge freed me on some technicality and a stern warning of oud moderation and self control (which we all know doesn't exist, at least for some of us).
 

kesiro

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#8
Thanks John. A little laugher is always a good thing. There are great people here who keep this place so fun to hang out. Nice to have you here!
 

bhanny

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#9
HAHAHA that was really funny. i have just been reading through old post from people but that one has brought a large amount of laughter.
It was a desperate time my friend, I barely made it out. Of course I still have a fragrant oily sheen radiating from various parts of my body. Yes, the plastic toothpicks are real, but I dispose of them properly now. Occasionally I still can be heard mumbling phrases like "why Ensar, why?" and "I'm going to get you Taha" as well as "are you kidding me Adam". But hey, who doesn't?