Oud Mustafa 5 on sale today!

kooolaid79

kooolaid79

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Greetings fellow Oud lovers,

Just incase the brothers and sisters here are unaware, Ensar is offering a sale on the beautiful, mind blowing, unique Oud Mustafa 5 just for one day. For those of you who don't have this oil, it's a must get and with the sale it's $100 off http://ensaroud.com/en/product/oud-mostafa-no-5/43

This Oud is the one that reawoke my dormant Oud passion. No Brainer. Just pure Oud at its finest!
 
kesiro

kesiro

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Dang! That's a complete no brainer of a deal! Agree 100%, I think OM5 is and will be a classic.
 
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5MeO

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Allow me to formally introduce myself:

My name is Dr. Archibald Crassna and I am a specialist in treating both oud addiction and premature ejaculation. The latter is not particularly relevant here, but nevertheless..

Years of professional experience have taught me that a person trapped in the depths of ouddiction is almost always helpless to control the habit on their own - and poor personal hygiene, squalorous living, and all manner of depravity typically follow - oftentimes in tragic and spectacular fashion..

The first step to recovery is to stop using the oud. Moderation never works. Initially, treatment will involve you mailing me your entire oud collection for safekeeping (please use DHL or any sort of 1-3 day international shipping). Once I receive your oud collection we will begin the second phase of treatment, which involves a revolutionary technique I learned from the great Dr. Prescott Sinensis - in this phase of treatment we still allow you to purchase oud, thus satisfying some of your craving - the difference, however, is that once you receive the oud you then mail it to me without using it. This builds extraordinary self-control. All of this is for your benefit - don't overthink it.

My services are not cheap, however I will offer them at a discounted rate - certainly considering how much you've already spent on your ouddiction my rates are reasonable. I post this here at great risk to myself - I regularly receive threats from oud dealers, who are understandably angry at the loss of clientele they experience..

PM me for more details.
 
kesiro

kesiro

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LMAO!! Epic my friend. However, I think the withdrawals from quitting cold turkey like you suggest can be life threatening. My name is Dr. Kinamsky and as an experiment I tried this myself. Was no bueno. I think the part about shipping all of he new purchases to your 'licensed health professional' however, is a great idea! That way, the patient has to learn how to moderate usage of the remaining oils in their possession.

PM me for my shipping address.
 
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Joyoud

Joyoud

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Oh my god,
Now I understood everything ..! , this is the hidden agenda Adam was talking about a while ago !!!!
Adam I am sorry that I didn't believed you , 5MeO the one.
 
Joyoud

Joyoud

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Guys , seriously I'm sick and need help ! I have enough Oils and wood that if I use it every day and burn every day it will last me at least for the next 20 years ( if I am still alive ), but I keep buying !! And I am wondering if that's normal !?
Every time I say that's it ...I'm not buying this one and I keep watching that particular one (sometimes for weeks if not months) and I ending buying it !!!!
Now do I feel sorry after buying it ?
NOT AT ALL !!!
What you guys think ?
The cost mean nothing for me , I mean doesn't stop me because simply if I have money at that time I will buy it if not I am not buying from credit card (and maybe
this is the only good thing about me and my illness !!)

I have bottles that I just tested them and they are still new , its look like hobby to collect more and more !! But I can't live a day without breathing that heavenly composed aroma (OUD).
 
kesiro

kesiro

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Joyoud- You are no more sick than the rest of us my friend. I have way more oils that I need to last decades as well. I guess from my perspective, many will hold their value and potentially increase in value since there is no question that wild old trees are going by way of the dodo. That is how I justify the purchasing to myself.

Hold on a sec....just took a fresh swipe of Purple Kinam. Never mind the above. ;-)
 
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